My favorite event in Final Fantasy VIII:
To Rinoa when she's walking through the space ship about to press the level one Adel seal deactivation button device:
"Don't press that. That's the level one Adel seal deactivation button device. If you press it, the level one Adel seal device will deactivate. But that'll be okay as long as you don't press the level two Adel seal deactivation button device. Don't go outside. You might press the level two Adel seal deactivation button device. If you do that, then the level two Adel seal device will deactivate. If that happened, then Adel will drop down to Earth along with the monsters of the Lunar Cry who are lured by the Lunatic Pandora that Galbadia is controlling under Ultimacia's ruling over Edea's knight's, Sefier's, orders which have reached Tears' Point no thanks to the awesome and cute Zell and his crew. And if that happend, Adel will reach Lunatic Pandora and take over Earth to her liking as her evil revenge for sending her up into space and sealing her with the level one Adel seal device that can only be deactivated with the level one Adel seal deactivation button device, which is located on the main space ship control panel. But Adel wouldn't be only freed after that. You'd have to go right to her, where she is mantained in space under space control and press the level two Adel seal deactivation button device which will cause the level two Adel seal device to deactivate allowing her to cause panic on Earth once again. So don't press it."